I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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