Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
