Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
