My nipple is on Facebook.
too bad you live with your parents still
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
