I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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