Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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