when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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