David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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