you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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