Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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