No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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