You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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