I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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