i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He is an equal opportunity slut.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
3 2 1 whiskey
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
