You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
