would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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