? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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