i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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