Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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