Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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