Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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