Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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