I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I forget how to act sober
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