so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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