I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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