I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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