It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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