can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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