belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you would pick up someone in the library
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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