Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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