she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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