no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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