My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
