i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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