I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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