nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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