I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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