i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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