Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and she was petting her beer can
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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