Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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