god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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