i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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