Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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