Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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