So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
