her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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