I want to make a zoo with you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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