wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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