I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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