I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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